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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Kelleher the Frenchman and his Haka on top of the Toulouse bus

Byron Kelleher has had a great season for Toulouse and despite their agonising loss to Munster in the Heineken Cup Final, has said that the winning of the Top 14 on the weekend has eased that pain quite significantly.

The former All Black has now revealed that he plans to stay with the champion club for as long as possible, and says he’s very much in love with the place and the people.

“I am very happy. The World Cup was a big disappointment for me but I came to Toulouse and I have been adopted by the people here,” Kelleher said.

The 31-year-old, who was in tears at the end of the win over Clermont, added that he hopes to renegotiate his contract this week to extend his stay in La Ville Rose.

The scrum-half has another 12 months left on his contract but wants to stay on longer at the French giants.

"I'm happy here in France, enjoying my rugby in France. I've started a new life and I feel like I'm 21 again. Here it's a dream come true. To come here and play the European Cup final, and now the final for Top 14, I'm pretty happy about that.”

He also added that he still hasn’t given up hope of playing for the All Blacks again in the 2011 World Cup, but for now it’s all about Toulouse and his enjoyment of the French rugby experience.

“I didn't think the intensity was here, but now that I have seen it, I can see why the All Blacks can be beaten in the World Cup - because there are such good players here.”

"I wanted to come to France because they actually play rugby, not like some northern hemisphere teams where they kick the ball a lot, there is a lot of structure, it's all about pattern.”

"When you feel adopted by the people, it's important to make sure they see that you are here playing for the right reasons. I'm very excited, because I feel that in the short time I have been here, I feel really like a Toulouse person now, in my heart."

So, Kelleher is a genuine Toulousian these days, and during their championship winning customary victory parade through the streets of the city, Kelleher decided to whip off his shirt and give a little something from his culture back to the French fans who have given so much of theirs to him.

Intense while in some ways humorous, this clip makes us wonder if someone forgot to tell Byron that scrumhalfs are meant to be scrawny little guys.



  • Great that was awesome, as an Australian i respect the haka 100% although someother people dont
    good result for Toulouse and isnt he buff????

    By Anonymous Chazza, at July 02, 2008 2:40 pm  

  • Great Player, Great Spirit!

    By Anonymous Carité, at July 02, 2008 2:52 pm  

  • Good job that bus is owned by Toulose I'd hate to see the damage done to the roof, Kelleher isn't the lightest of scrumhalf !!

    By Anonymous MunsterManic, at July 02, 2008 3:24 pm  

  • Christ i thought he was carrying a bit of timber but look at the size of the f**cker!

    By Anonymous webby, at July 02, 2008 4:06 pm  

  • .........i guess im the only one who thinks this guy is a cock....

    I think the haka is awesome but there is something not entirely formidable about a white midget (muscley but still a midget) doing it.....any of the south sea islanders, like nonu or Umanga are impressive, this guy, along with Ali Williams is a joke!

    by the way dont give me the whole "you wouldnt say it to their faces" crap because obviously i wouldnt, its exactly the same same as you wouldnt say to martin johnson he looks like the missing link, but we all think it! (no cheek to Johnson...he is/was awesome1)

    By Anonymous Matt, at July 02, 2008 4:14 pm  

  • Lol the end of the Haka was pretty funny when it looked like he was going to go into spasm from flexing so much.

    Is Byron single? Maybe he's hoping to get himself a French mrs, flexing his pecs like a peacock flutters it's feathers.

    Good on him though. A fun bit of showmanship and enjoying for the crowd and viewers.

    By Anonymous Shaft, at July 02, 2008 4:29 pm  

  • @matt he is just performing a ritual and sure maybe it doesnt look as scary as when a huge islander does it, but he is a true new zealander

    By Anonymous Chazza, at July 02, 2008 4:32 pm  

  • obviously hes not gonna look as scary as umaga, seeing as umaga looks like predator!
    secondly his height doesnt make much difference, nonu's only 5"10 and hes not exactly a pussycat.
    brave/confident/little cocky to do it on his own, though you gotta give it to him hes definately an entertainer!

    By Anonymous stephanie, at July 02, 2008 4:43 pm  

  • tank

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 5:04 pm  

  • Getting more and more sympatic.

    Great spirit!

    By Anonymous Nick, at July 02, 2008 5:16 pm  

  • What. A. Dickhead.

    By Anonymous ruggerman, at July 02, 2008 6:29 pm  

  • Don't think he was going into spasm, think he was just pissed. mind you if I was built like that I'd never wear a top

    By Blogger Rod, at July 02, 2008 6:34 pm  

  • Awesomeness

    He is ripped...a lil bit too much for a scrumhalf.

    But that's the awesomeness of being an All Black


    By Blogger Don, at July 02, 2008 6:52 pm  

  • brilliant

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 7:02 pm  

  • hahaha

    classic, he was clearly pissed out of his mind, as could be seen when he finished the haka and had to be stabilised by his team mates!

    serious beef cake tho!

    By Blogger elRocho, at July 02, 2008 7:15 pm  

  • What a showman.
    I love him anyway

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 7:47 pm  

  • Haka slow motion, yes, but Haka!
    A great 9, a forward and a back too. He represents perfectly NZ every game. Respect.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 8:13 pm  

  • sick guy

    By Anonymous el nino, at July 02, 2008 8:40 pm  

  • Kelleher.......

    good irish name!

    By Anonymous David, at July 02, 2008 9:33 pm  

  • he's gotta be f*ckin hammered there

    By Anonymous elroberto, at July 02, 2008 9:40 pm  

  • what a legend

    By Anonymous harley, at July 02, 2008 10:08 pm  

  • Toulouse really does seem to bring out the best in everybody.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 10:21 pm  

  • i like how Elissalde snapped a photo with his phone lol it just cracked me up

    By Blogger Joe, at July 02, 2008 10:25 pm  

  • he`s a legend!

    By Anonymous minstrel boy, at July 02, 2008 10:48 pm  

  • what a douche!

    By Anonymous Bryon Kelleher, at July 02, 2008 10:56 pm  

  • fat bastard

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 11:07 pm  

  • hmmmmm...
    ...doesn't want to leave france...
    ...and hints toward returning in an All Black jersey for 2011...

    ...I think many of these NZ players have been sent on "SUPER SECRET SQUIREL" missions. Their job, to steal secret French intellence and us it against them in 2011!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 11:24 pm  

  • yeah that or make the french clubs bankrupt by taking such massive wages...

    awesome effort from byron by the way, he's not the best scrum-half technically but his spirit and passion makes him a legend

    By Anonymous felix, at July 02, 2008 11:35 pm  

  • Heroic! Much as I don't think Kelleher is that good a player, this is a bit legendary! Good on the bloke!

    By Anonymous adedayo adebayo, at July 02, 2008 11:50 pm  

  • i agree with matt. im a kiwi and even i think he's a douche. he always flaps his arms higher then the other all blacks it made him look stupid. then he'd cry to the national anthem.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2008 11:59 pm  

  • Mmmmm, Napoleon syndrome. Napoleon at least had a bigger army. Chunky for a scrum half though.

    By Blogger AK, at July 03, 2008 1:38 am  

  • prick

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 03, 2008 1:52 am  

  • hes mustve been bladdered to act like such a cock

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 03, 2008 2:16 am  

  • I think any player thats had the talent to play for the All Blacks has the right to whip out the haka when they want to. The have earned it.

    By Anonymous scotty, at July 03, 2008 4:44 am  

  • I totally agree with you scotty. In all honesty it was a bit cringeworthy in parts, but he's earned the right to whip it out whenever; be it on top of buses, while queuing in the post office or while stopped at traffic lights etc.

    By Anonymous Scotty doesn't know, at July 03, 2008 11:53 am  

  • What a body!!!! And great to see that the rugby players are ready to pass on a bit of team spirit to their supports. Some of you guys need to lighten up - too much crap in this world to takes things like this so seriously.

    I, however, will be adding this clip to my desktop top so that I can have a perve every now and then...thanks RD.

    By Anonymous Just a Fan, at July 03, 2008 12:37 pm  

  • I think the haka is brilliant, can't see how anybody doesn't respect it.
    The three kiwi lads in the munster team did the haka when they got back to limerick after the heineken cup, the video is on youtube. There's less bare torso invloved since we don't have the weather for that type of thing over here :)

    By Blogger pcasey, at July 03, 2008 2:15 pm  

  • @ pcasey

    That's a bit weird, because neither Mafi or Tipoki have been capped by the AB's, as far as I know.

    I think it just devalues the Haka, when it's done so much. I'm not a kiwi, so I wouldn't know what their stance is, but seeing a wasted Kelleher on a bus might not be the thing the real Maori's appreciate...

    For some reason drunk Kiwi's like doing Haka's. We had a coach who kept doing it...

    By Blogger Sander, at July 03, 2008 2:45 pm  

  • WOW!

    By Anonymous opfazonk, at July 03, 2008 4:09 pm  

  • In Australia no matter how hammered a kiwi is and how much his aussie mates are urging him on he wont do the haka because its a sacred thing, that said its ok if you are a kiwi and you feel the need to do the haka cause frankly im not going to stop you

    By Anonymous Chazza, at July 03, 2008 4:13 pm  

  • The haka should be kept on the field... it is a tradition that people respect when done in the appropriate manner. this bloke is a joke up there on a bus by himself. looks like something a frat kid would do at a keg party to get attention.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 03, 2008 4:37 pm  

  • mafi played all black u19 and u21 and would have done the haka with them.
    tipoki has played junior all blacks so would have done the haka there and also played a lot for nz maori so would have performed the Timatanga.

    i think it's important to keep the haka important but it's also suposed to be a spectacle and entertaining. guys don't usually just bust it out everytime they fancy it. you can guarantee that the media and team mates were all strongly encouraging byron and the munster lads to do it.

    By Anonymous felix, at July 03, 2008 4:39 pm  

  • "looks like something a frat kid would do at a keg party to get attention." EXACTLY!!!

    An yeh i guess all islanders would look scarier, but then look at McCaw he looks pretty formidable doing it. I just think Kelleher is a cock and really tries to hard....

    Im not a kiwi like someone above and so im the same as him, i dunno how they feel about this, but personally i reckon its embarressing and yeh i reckon it does devalue the Haka!

    I dunno i dont really care all that much i just know that if i was an All Black player id shake my head at this!

    By Anonymous Matt, at July 03, 2008 6:33 pm  

  • "looks like something a frat kid would do at a keg party to get attention." EXACTLY!!!

    An yeh i guess all islanders would look scarier, but then look at McCaw he looks pretty formidable doing it. I just think Kelleher is a cock and really tries to hard....

    Im not a kiwi like someone above and so im the same as him, i dunno how they feel about this, but personally i reckon its embarressing and yeh i reckon it does devalue the Haka!

    I dunno i dont really care all that much i just know that if i was an All Black player id shake my head at this!

    By Anonymous Matt, at July 03, 2008 6:33 pm  

  • As a non Kiwi, I like to think I'm someone who at least has respect for them and understands their culture and history to an extent, therefore have absolutely no problem with this personally.

    Kiwi kids grow up doing the Haka from a young age. It's something they're extremely proud of and it's a symbol of their background and tradition.

    He does flap his arms and pull funny faces at the best of times there's no disputing that. But I'd say a former All Black, who's certainly no flash in the pan, has all the rights in the world to do this, and it's not up to us to judge surely. After all, 90% of us are sitting behind our desk with no international caps to our
    names so can't really criticise someone who's been there and done that.

    I've seen clips of schools in the US doing the Haka before a game. Surely Kelleher has more rights than them? Just a thought.

    Anyway just my two cents. I think it was done in good spirit (spirits maybe), and the crowd loved it and certainly didn't over analyse like we're doing. :)

    And at the risk of sounding naive, would they have been drinking in this situation? Champagne surely, but besides that? Anyone who was there know?

    By Anonymous Benson, at July 03, 2008 7:25 pm  

  • ^ 90%? iam thinking more than that

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 03, 2008 9:19 pm  

  • hahaha even the All Blacks are entertained by this haka. Here's a quote from Adam Thomson's player diary on allblacks.com:

    "We had some comic relief when Ali Williams showed a video of Byron Kelleher doing a haka on top of a bus in France so that was a bit of inspiration to start the day..."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 03, 2008 11:25 pm  

  • Old kuzzy looks pissed hahaha a bit of crowd anticipation too lol. Yeah I think this nearly makes Ali Williams seem pretty mild

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 04, 2008 1:39 am  

  • lol, we all have to learn that haka in primary

    By Anonymous bangbang, at July 04, 2008 2:45 am  


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 04, 2008 9:37 am  

  • Moi j'aurais préférer que ça soit Sam Broomhall qui nous fasse ça place de jaude... :(

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 04, 2008 5:23 pm  

  • lol brilliant hahah he looked so pissed at the end lol!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 06, 2008 5:22 pm  

  • i agree with matt at the top there. this guy is a class - A cock, a real piece of crap. Him and ali williams doing the haka just really gets to me. They are two big attention seekers.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 13, 2008 3:21 am  

  • can I add that he refused to do the haka all the year whan his mates of the team asked him, so I think he does respect the haka, but he wanted to offer toulouse people something that means a lot to him, to thank them for welcoming him. And I think everyone in toulouse knows it's not something funny that he's going to do again very soon... It's just the best gift he could give us and we thank him for the honor!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 11, 2009 11:21 am  

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