Friday Funnies - Jason Eaton pokes Brent Ward's bottom
Last weekend Taranaki pulled off an impressive 39-11 win over Auckland in their ITM Cup meeting in New Plymouth. With things evenly poised in the first half, Jason Eaton took it upon himself to poke a bit of fun at Brent Ward.
Yes, poke. Not the kind you do on Facebook either. This was more along the lines of John Hopoate, as the Kiwi commentators eluded to, between their giggling fits.
Hopoate was a Rugby League player in the NRL, who was suspended in 2001 for 12 weeks after he stuck his finger where the sun don't shine on not one, but three players. In the same match. He claimed it was just a bit of gamesmanship as he attempted to 'give them a wedgie with my finger', but they felt slightly differently, resulting in the big suspension and Hopoate making headline news around the world.
"It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum," said Peter Jones, one of the unfortunate victims.
In Eaton's case, Brent Ward got the wrong end of the stick, as Eaton couldn't resist having a little go at him. The good news is it was all just a laugh, nothing too sinister, and no further charges will come into play. Ward did walk a little funny afterwards though.
Time: 01:09
Yes, poke. Not the kind you do on Facebook either. This was more along the lines of John Hopoate, as the Kiwi commentators eluded to, between their giggling fits.
Hopoate was a Rugby League player in the NRL, who was suspended in 2001 for 12 weeks after he stuck his finger where the sun don't shine on not one, but three players. In the same match. He claimed it was just a bit of gamesmanship as he attempted to 'give them a wedgie with my finger', but they felt slightly differently, resulting in the big suspension and Hopoate making headline news around the world.
"It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum," said Peter Jones, one of the unfortunate victims.
In Eaton's case, Brent Ward got the wrong end of the stick, as Eaton couldn't resist having a little go at him. The good news is it was all just a laugh, nothing too sinister, and no further charges will come into play. Ward did walk a little funny afterwards though.
Time: 01:09
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By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 6:25 pm
That's not going to help the Rugby stereotype...
By JK, at August 05, 2011 6:40 pm
Banter.
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 6:43 pm
first
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 6:44 pm
He plays 2nd row, he's used to asses...
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 6:46 pm
gaybo
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 6:46 pm
just a bit of finger banter
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 6:47 pm
Hahahaaa, it's funny to see a bit of absurdity now and again.
Now if we could only get those Super Rugby cheerleaders to start including it in their routines as well.
By pork n beans, at August 05, 2011 7:50 pm
I'd like to know what Ward's saying at 0:22 lol.
whatever, nothing serious, but not the kind of thing you're expecting on the field either.
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 9:05 pm
Butt gauging... expect some reaction from the citing commissioner...
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 9:08 pm
Hopoate was banned for 12 months not 12 weeks....
oh, and why is it that a lot of you guys like to do that kind of thing, like poke each others bumholes and idk, grabbing of cocks etc...
Its just all a bit too fucking gay!
By Anonymous, at August 05, 2011 11:05 pm
Hmmm Eaton is going to become the butt of everyones jokes...
He really needs to pull his finger out in the next game to keep his place...
and really, if he keeps up these sort of shenanigans they're going to really crack down on him...
I guess you can't blame him too much though, he saw a hole and went for it...
and I suppose thats what Brent Ward gets when he's lying prostate on the ground!
But really if he continues to brown eye gouge when people give him a bit of cheek then he's going to become public enema number one!
By Resident Troll, at August 05, 2011 11:13 pm
I hope there was penetration.
By Canadian Content, at August 05, 2011 11:34 pm
We already saw this in Plays of the Week. RD's slipping.
By Anonymous, at August 06, 2011 1:58 am
^ no shit. You saw it on Plays of the Week, ON RD, for 5 seconds. This is the full incident. Take that negativity elsewhere.
By Benson, at August 06, 2011 12:32 pm
eeeewwww not good.
By Anonymous, at August 06, 2011 1:03 pm
nice resident troll. fair play
By Anonymous, at August 06, 2011 6:01 pm
@Benson
Bet you loved seeing the whole incident.
By Anonymous, at August 06, 2011 10:17 pm
hahahahahh funny shit :-/
By Anonymous, at August 07, 2011 3:52 am
yo i´d probablly beat him my opponent the face if he would do that to me
thats not eye gouing but ass gouing
By ya rule, at August 07, 2011 11:08 am
hmmmm i'd hate to get "beat him my opponent the face" alright!
Sounds like a hell of a painful experience!!
By Anonymous, at August 07, 2011 1:51 pm
"Woops... I tough you were one of these cheerleaders... Sorry!"
By Anonymous, at August 07, 2011 4:17 pm
^...wow that was possibly one of the weakest things i've ever fucking read... not to mention the fact you spelt "thought" incorrectly....
By Anonymous, at August 07, 2011 6:32 pm
^...wow that was possibly one of the weakest things i've ever fucking read... not to mention the fact you spelt "thought" incorrectly....
By Anonymous, at August 07, 2011 6:32 pm
someone does that to me, i would instantly go for an armbar and would break his arm after he tapped
By Anonymous, at August 08, 2011 8:41 pm
forward pass!!
By Anonymous, at August 10, 2011 11:47 pm
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